Evil toxins shit thru feet

Current fad in town is foot detoxify. You give health companies $30, then they ask you to sit down on comfortable chair and put your feet in tub of water, then they connect electricity and say evil toxins will be pull out from you. If this is true then we are very happy people! Because can eat shit, drink urine, and can pull out toxins every day before going to sleep! No need doctor already!



So I think to myself, is it real or not? My scientist friend Dr Lee tell me it is just quackery. So today I go off in search of truth.



These detoxify shops set up very often in night market or neighbourhood fairs nowadays. They charge $30 to let you sit down and detoxify. But you are actually sitting down and dirtying your feet with eletrolytic waste products! They like to show TV with a China doctor saying that foot detoxify is good for health, and colour of water represent different toxin. I think is brown for shit, yellow for urine, blue for last time KFC give this blue freeze powder in drink, and red for cherry drink. Or something like this. I didn't know inside my body is so colourful, I thought inside is just red and pink meat. When I try to take poto of evil toxin water they don't let me! I don't know why. If I show world the evil toxin in you then people will go to them and give more business, but they don't want.







They also like to show the before and after water. Before is clear water. After is water fill with shit and toxin. Now you can shit through feet! I think toilet bowl maker like Armintage Shanks must be scared of no business next time because of modern science.





You sit down in chair and they put your feet in tub of clean water. Then they connect wire to tub. Wire goes to very scary meter like in Frank Einstein movie. THen they ask you to get ready, and they switch on! Bubbles appear in water.



10 minutes later water is turning brown. Then after 25 minutes they way your time is up. When you look at toxins removed you almost vomit, because it look like they remove 5 kg of toxin from you through your feet. Evil toxins weigh 10% of you!

When I was young I got interest in science. I had chemistry set, but at that time don't have DIY genetic engineering kit or home made nuclear atom split yet. So I only can play with chemical and start fire. This give me valuable "foundation knowledge" to seek the truth! I want to see if I can do foot detoxify magic at home with household material!

I take jelly tub and fill with salt. I add water and stir, then I connect 1.5 volt battery to water. WAH! I see bubbles coming out of wire. But very weak.





So I connect 4 batterys. Now I zap the shit out of your feet!



So I connect to water. 20 minute later water change colour! I see brown juice appear out of nowhere. I never even put my foot in! I never shit in it also!



40 minute later got blue colour come out too! I scared! I is removing many toxins, but from who? Is there ghost in the room putting feet in jelly tub?



60 minute later tub is very scary.





Why it work this way? I check wikipedia, best source of free knowledge if you have internet access.

"The color, of course, comes from electrolytic corrosion of the metal electrodes. These are usually made of iron, nickel, and copper, all of which decompose into highly-colored ions; these colors will vary with the amount of salt present and the pH of the solution. By-products of the electrolysis process are bubbles of hydrogen and chlorine gases (both of which are dangerous in confined spaces) and sodium hydroxide, commonly known as "lye". The latter tends to soften skin, allowing it to flake off, pick up various colors on reacting with the metal ions, and complete the illusion that one usually pays dearly for: individual treatments can be from $50 up, and the grossly overpriced power supply "machines" sold for home use can go for as much as $1000. And of course, all that really gets cleaned out is your wallet!"

This is fucking difficult to understand, but I think he trying to say toxin is actually toxin from wire that go into tub and not toxin from feet!

This is the truth about foot detoxify, latest fad is sweeping through Singapore. Save $30, and buy cigarettes instead. I think shit and urining is best way to remove toxin, since caveman up till now use this technique.