Monday, December 19, 2005

Urine itch! Rubbish bin is handy

From far he walked towards me scratching his balls hard, scratching non-stop. I looked at him and he looked back with very irritated look. He didn't look irritated at me but with his balls instead.

He walked past me still scratching his balls long and hard. No one will normally scratch so vigorously, even with those funny sex disease floating around these days. And he was scratching in a public place, outside Takashimaya shopping center. People around him were staring and trying not to laugh. So I followed him to find out the truth behind the itch!

He stopped at the rubbish bin.

He lifted up one leg of his shorts. He showed me his balls!

Then he tiptoed so that his balls could go above the rubbish bin!

And he urined into the bin!

Cute babes around the bin turned away!

But it is not easy to urine on tiptoes. So after 3 seconds he gave up.



He walked away. He entered the shopping center.










He ducked into the toilet. High class toilet is obviously easier to urine in than street rubbish bin. But I didn't follow him in case he thinks I am fucking gay who like to take potos of other people's balls.

So I went back to rubbish bin to see the evidence. And I saw drops of urine on floor.



Obviously urining in rubbish bin requires a lot of accuracy. I cannot recommend urine in rubbish bin. Always try to use toilet built for this purpose instead.

26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF!? this is a damn disgusting fella... should had called the police (its against the law, right)


anyway good job for posting such ugly deeds and shame this person...

by the way, you always have the chance of capturing interesting scene and incidents when you're outside.. haha

December 20, 2005 10:15 AM  
Blogger dan said...

That is just really wrong and gross. I can't believe you followed the guy. I would've been so grossed out. Either way it was entertaining

December 20, 2005 10:59 AM  
Blogger Medulla said...

Sometimes in public places, you can also spot grannies and mommies bringing their kiddies to pee in the bushes or into the drain.

December 20, 2005 1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's gross man. That guy probably has one screw loose or something!

December 20, 2005 1:44 PM  
Blogger Sausage said...

Singapore is very funnie place. People say anyone who does things different from norm is doing illegal things. Like urine in public or dress in cosplay and walk down orchard road.

December 20, 2005 1:58 PM  
Blogger Medulla said...

On this topic of pee, Singapore's Scientist has scored a world's first by inventing a urine-powered battery!!

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/163422/1/.html

&

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/08/0818_050818_urinebattery.html

December 20, 2005 3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This time, really... I dunno what to say...

December 20, 2005 5:32 PM  
Blogger Exploded Toilet Bowl said...

Oh my GOD. This is freaking scary. And he wanted to pee in front of everyone? OH. MY. GOD.

This guy is a sick fella! And you are brave to even take picture! If it was me I would have already run away! Good job.

P.S. You know, you really can become reporter...

December 20, 2005 6:46 PM  
Blogger william said...

I believe this person is abit 'mental' one lah. Who in the right mind would pee for all to see? We shouldn't look down on these people. They need society's help.

December 20, 2005 9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh... sicko la!

December 20, 2005 10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gosh...
If something Like this happens right in front of me... I will confront the guy and Call the police

Ewwww...

December 20, 2005 10:06 PM  
Blogger funshinie said...

The poor guy is probably a little retarded. Poor guy... We shouldnt ostracize him for that. But overall, good read. Just give a different mood to it though.

sausage: its true that people who are DIFFERENT are shunned.

December 21, 2005 12:15 AM  
Blogger Valerie said...

ew. but funny. haaha.

December 21, 2005 11:21 AM  
Blogger ruz~* said...

isn't it funny how guys can just do that? pull a bit only, then can pee liao. so convenient.

but urm, eyuew.

December 21, 2005 11:27 AM  
Anonymous ian said...

well, readers of this blog who attend a certain church which recently moved would know who this guy is. i believe he is more deserving of pity than disgust, apparently no one in their right mind would do such a thing so yeah, you guys should feel fortunate.

December 21, 2005 3:27 PM  
Blogger Aridewa said...

errr...

if he can travel to find a bin, he can travel to find the toilet right??

Ive nothing against peeing anywhere but not when its in broad daylight public places (not toilets) and in front of me... duh he looked 'bukit' anyways..

December 21, 2005 7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

s'pore's rubbish bins are so multi-fuctional. from spitoons to toilet and could all the droplets of water i used to see around rubbish bins belongs to this guy?

December 22, 2005 12:29 AM  
Blogger Elia Diodati said...

That's pretty gross. Is it really so hard for him to just hang on until he comes by a real toilet?

December 22, 2005 2:34 AM  
Blogger rudolfom said...

GOOD JOB on being masamania but singapore version. I support u 100%.

December 22, 2005 5:28 PM  
Anonymous Jules said...

He's mentally handicapped so he probably doesn't know what he's doing. Relax.

December 22, 2005 10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

0.o something like this must call police also ah? so when i see uncles spitting can call police?

December 26, 2005 2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you should be able to tell by the look of this boy that he is sub-normal. I can't believe you actually followed him and took pictures of him for display in your blog. Is this how you draw crowd, by preying on the less fortunate?

Please be more socially responsible. Grow up.

December 27, 2005 2:17 AM  
Anonymous anonymous said...

if he really got mental problems i think its alright to excuse him, and i think if the author ever gets a message from his family that the author is to remove the pictures, i think the author should do wat they says bah, later their family <_<

so..in the end, its both the authors fault for putting up the pictures and the boy's fault for peeing in the rubbish bin showing his balls =X

December 27, 2005 9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous you are being freakin judgemental. What do you mean by "by the look of this boy that he is sub-normal"? So you can tell a retard just by his face, is that what you're trying to say?

December 27, 2005 10:16 AM  
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February 16, 2006 12:53 AM  
Anonymous Dave said...

Very interesting comments on public urination. These people should be arrested.

October 04, 2007 2:06 AM  

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