Sunday, December 25, 2005

Christmas 2005 aftermath

This is story of Singapore animals. On christmas eve, there are people who still work to earn money.

Then there are people who don't work.






And there are people who don't work but create work.


On Christmas eve, 2 gangfights took place! One outside Wisma Atria with lots of bangras doing bangra dance and choo choo train in circle, and they don't let small kids trapped inside out! Everywhere also had kids and old man and old woman vomiting all over because they cannot breathe! And outside Cineleisure got seow ginnas gangfighting, and got ah beng with blood all over his face too!

Orchard road was in total state of anarchy! Everywhere have people! I think if I fall down outside Wisma Atria I will get stepped until my balls also get smashed.

Everwhere you walk got ah beng spraying bangra with snow spray and got shouting here and there. I hear "OI! WHY YOU SPRAY MY GIRL?? FUCK YOU!!". Then got secondary school seow ah beng also spray snow at bangra face, but he put lighter in front of the spray to make super snow flamethrower!
Also have innocent people get spray and total covered in snow. Got bald guy head become like ice cream. Everywhere I go I see people get spray in face with snow, got small kids and xiao mei meis crying because they get blinded and duno if they can see again. Then everywhere also got xiao mei mei breast pinch but still smile. I think they think must not be wet blanket on such festive season and must keep on smiling.

I think when I go to orchard road next week I must defend myself. When I am bullied I spray them back with pepper spray.

Unfortunatley I never got potos because the fucking crowd is too fucking tight, everywhere I point camera got fucker blocking. Turn left also got fucker, turn right also got fucker.

So instead I bring you potos of aftermath of Singapore animals on christmas day.
















































At 1 am on christmas day the whole Singapore Road Sweeper Force is mobilised!!!! Look out for the code words "Dustpan" "Rubbish Chute" "Bangla" and "Recycle Bin". I think they sweep up at least 20 tons of spray snow and spray ribbon.

This is what Christmas atmosphere is like in Singapore, and this is what typical Singaporeans do to soak up the christmas atmosphere, by squeezing through crowds and soaking up each others sweat.

Watch out for more violence and Singapore animals on New Years eve!

12 Comments:

Blogger Ah 9 said...

im glad i avoided orchard area on xmas eve...esplanade also alot of people...heh

December 26, 2005 4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha...went to both places..well some ah bengz vandalised by spraying the wall with "snow" spray at esplanade and kana caught...lolx..they hafta' clean up the mess in front of the public after that....serves them right..

December 26, 2005 4:37 PM  
Blogger phelan said...

wah merc also kena sprayed...

December 26, 2005 9:07 PM  
Blogger todaealas said...

So, what's there to say about Singapore being a "Garden City"? Without cleaners, Sigapore can be labelled "Rubbish City".

December 26, 2005 9:28 PM  
Blogger todaealas said...

*Singapore

December 26, 2005 9:29 PM  
Blogger -nightdevil said...

Its ALWAYS like that during Christmas and New Year. People play until forgot to countdown. Last year New Year some bangla sprayed my eyes and hit me with that choo choo train formation 2 times before I can see again.

December 27, 2005 5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omfg! those ah bengs really have no life. =)

December 27, 2005 11:25 AM  
Anonymous Nikholai said...

Okay sausage, New Years countdown how? Me will be standing-by behind Wheelock Place in MOPP-0 attire then we move in slowly in MOPP-4. Cool?

December 27, 2005 12:30 PM  
Blogger Exploded Toilet Bowl said...

Oh dear...Those Ah Bengs want to get a life but got none.

Whoa...the whole place badly sprayed man...Tsk tsk tsk. Good work on finding out!

Cheers! :D

December 27, 2005 4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh fuckit man... ppl have every right to have fun. If spraying fake snow and streamers make them happy so be it. This only happens twice a year anyway. We are such an anal retentive society that we only dare to do it twice a year. And even when we let our hair down, self righteous prats judge and criticize us.

haiz... ur shit don't stink meh...

December 27, 2005 9:46 PM  
Blogger kiat said...

Hiaz, I am proud to be a Singaporean.
Why? If u check out others' countries, our damages are far too minimal.
But really, those bangadelshs will come out this time to eat tofu, I have seen some of the them trying to squeeze and touch wherever here and there. But hey, ain't some of our locals doing the same.
Best is gals know how to take care of themselves and THEM..!! haha.

By the way, HaroSingapore people, I have visited 2 large furniture mall near Paya Lebar MRT and the prices stated on the newspaper were quite different from reality.
In NOVA, they say $100 for deivery and Installation.
In YinHe, koaz, addtional $100-200 charges!!
When questions, they say they are selling below mkt prices, but with tat added isn't it the same then.
Am I buying a piece of wood or what??

Any ideas how to justify these shops?

December 28, 2005 1:07 AM  
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