Erectricity is bad for health

Christmas time is a time of great joy. Decorations go up, fake christmas trees appear in every shopping center, people sing songs about white christmasses when snow is unheard of in Singapore, and donation drop-off boxes appear everywhere.



But the best part is, Christmas is a time where erections take place everywhere.



This is a gigantic tree set up in Takashimaya shopping center. It obviously uses enough electricity to power a small city. This kind of thing is very dangerous, especially for people who like to reenact Jacky Chan stunts and fall through the tree from the top. This sort of thing is rare.

However, this sort of thing is not.



Parents let children with itchy fingers run free without supervision all over the place, touching lethal sources of electricity. With this kind of power you will never need to buy an Oh-Sim U-zap slimming gadget for life.

I shouted, "Hey kid! Don't touch! Erectricity is your foe! Not your friend!"

They don't care. They just keep rubbing the tree. So I took a poto of them.



And her mummy said "quick quick come over here, that man is taking your poto!"

They are scared, because I seek the truth about children behaving in public!

So when the kids get zapped and turn nice and black, the parents decide to sue. People sue for anything nowadays. But when I take potos, I record what actually happened! This is the truth in Singapore. Believe the truth.