Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Terrorists poison Ngee Ann City fountain

Terrorists who have obviously been watching Batman Begins have realized that contaminating water bodies is a great way to strike fear into those who live by fear, and poisoned the water in the Ngee Ann City fountain with bubblebath.



They thought wrong.

Rather than reeling in shock at the repercussions of being stuck with a stagnant fountain full of bubbles and no clean, safe water that doesn't require boiling before drinking, people were taking photos of it like nobody's business.

Given the rowdiness of the Orchard Road night crowd, it is surprising that nobody jumped into the fountain and started having a party.

As usual, security people were helpless and trying to look like they were doing something by speaking into walkie-talkies every 5 minutes.















22 Comments:

Anonymous Kevin said...

A quick forming action prank... Awesome!

June 22, 2005 3:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of those WHYDIDN'TITHINKOFIT moments. sigh.

June 22, 2005 4:59 AM  
Blogger judæs said...

DAMN. i would have done that.

June 22, 2005 8:29 AM  
Anonymous xrysx said...

it looks scary. whos gonna clear up the mess later? 0_o;

June 22, 2005 9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are u and what is ur agenda in taking these photos?

June 22, 2005 10:19 AM  
Blogger Sausage said...

I'm Batman.

June 22, 2005 10:35 AM  
Anonymous billy the kid said...

seem there's lots of happening in orchard these days ... first the starwars invasion , follow by fab4 , and now bubble tea fountain ... guess i'm gonna really avoid orchard this couple of weeks , it's too " dangerous " to be there :)

anyway .. author ... isn't it high time u go into the heartland and take pictures ??? like kopi-tiam , wet market , town center , HDB ... these location truely reflect the true singaporean identity ~

just a casual opinion hor .. not trying to be a smart alec here ...hehe ... u still doing a great job ..!

ur fan .

billy the kid

June 22, 2005 11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi, awesome site! thanks for a slice of singapore. i haven't been home in a while and it's great to see so many familiar things :)

June 22, 2005 11:15 AM  
Blogger Sausage said...

no
no problem about being smart aleck
just recommend stories you are interested in
i am an orchard road kid so duno much about other things

June 22, 2005 11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not terrorism; it is vandalism. Fucking moron.

June 22, 2005 12:36 PM  
Blogger TheFiz said...

In that case, I wonder whose bum will get whipped this time.

June 22, 2005 6:26 PM  
Blogger katongking said...

Lighten up guys. Take it in the right spirit - it's a prank by some guys with a sense of humour. No one was hurt, some people have a little more work to do, and a lot of people have a good laugh about it. That's it.

I just heard about Sharon Osbourne and Tom Cruise about to sue Channel 4 (for spraying water in their faces as a prank). This is just like that. No frigging sense of humour.

This is why Singapore's can get so boring.

June 22, 2005 6:49 PM  
Blogger kachuaz said...

hahah..cool~~ must have used a few bottles of bubble soap or something~

June 22, 2005 7:37 PM  
Anonymous Kangkang said...

I like your site, and I like the way you present your articles, and they have really shown me a Singapore I have never known. I do not agree with all your views, but you are entitled to your own. I say, keep up the good work, and show us the Real Singapore!

June 22, 2005 9:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha?...disinfecting the fountain from the deadly legionnaire's disease!?
http://app.nea.gov.sg/cms/htdocs/article.asp?pid=933

June 22, 2005 10:15 PM  
Blogger -nightdevil said...

OMFG?! Orchard road seems to have a lot of happenings recently.

June 23, 2005 12:04 AM  
Blogger NK said...

The prankster must have played too much The Sims 2 ;P

August 08, 2005 1:57 AM  
Anonymous peas said...

is it reli a prank or what? do u know anything abt it? seems interesting!

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