December 2006 Cosplay poto report

Haro. I is nowadays very busy with work becasue boss is a funker. But I manage to find time to go cosplay again to see pretty girls and pretty boys. Enjoy cosplay photo report.

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Singapore hair care concept shrinks my balls

Dye hair is very popular with Singapore girls. Because Singaporean is got identity problem, and think they is from America with yellow hair. So when Singapore girl leave school and have no more school rule, they go to dye hair.

That is why hair care product is very popular in Singapore. If you in hair industry I think you sure become rich quick. In Singapore also everyone got something to prove, so they always do the best! Like do as infinity! So they always use strongest product available.

This is hair care section in Toa Payoh NTUC.




And you can see Singaporeans is like to use Dynamo as hair care product! Dynamo is usually use for fabric softentening, but Singaporean will experiment.



And also experiment with FAB soap powder.

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Singaporean fucking vulgar yahoo auction feedback is asset to Yahoo sg!

This is not poto, but it is fucking funny yahoo auction feedback! Only in Singapore!

Spiderman 2 DVD - Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst (12/07/2004) $10.00
Buyer gives Good Seller rating.
Comment:Genuine and friendly buyer, Recommended!!! (12/11/2004)
Response:fuck you old man,u said it was original!!! (02/21/2005)
Comment:you fucking dumb fuck, dun let me see you again you piece of fucking FAT NERDY FUCK coz i REMEMBER your face! AND i still have you number 98766014! you fucking watch out ok! READ the posting you mother fucker! WHEN does it says its ORIGINAL! never mind, y (05/30/2005)
Comment:never mind, you wait and see ok! LOOK at YOUR comments that ppl leave for you, you stupid fuck! (05/30/2005)


Comment:you want to try me? lets go ALL the way! (05/30/2005)
Response:Tan yiliang? What in the fuck is this shitty retarded lunatic such as yourself doing now? you gruesome bastard son of a noob bitch.Planning to rip me off the first place?looking for trouble? I thought I rated you good?You're must be old and tired of livin (05/31/2005)
Response:g. try you? no thanks gaysod.You remember my face? how nice.keep my no. for your reference.I make sure when i see u and u go down in history and carry that knowledge with you to your grave,you tall ugly nerd of a freak lanky skinny bastard shithead i can (05/31/2005)
Response:i can easily pummle you with 40'' dumbells on my dime no less..You are a dick like your dad's and the only way you should die is by frying you in diarrhea.I remembered very clearly in your sms you said it was ORIGINAL.You must have been jacking off at th (05/31/2005)
Response:he same time you couldn't concentrate.Next time use your other hand and plunge it into your doggone smelly shithole instead of smsing text (05/31/2005)
Response:Just bring it on anytime.You got my number,feel free to give me a call,we can arrange for a place mano emano,vis a vis me blowouts scenarios,I will also prepare a coffin for you,or otherwise I make sure you get so badly kicked you get taken away in an amb (05/31/2005)
Response:Overeacting a tad,aren't we? (05/31/2005)
Response:It was obvious you were guilty but try to squirm accountability,so you try to sound like you're right,that i accused you,if thats the case you wouldn't have said you're willing to refund me the ten bucks if i do not take kindly to this issue.Its been so l (05/31/2005)
Response:long don't push your luck oldman,I've closed one eye but if you want to stir up some trouble refer to my previous message and i will make you bed ridden that your parents cry on bedside everyday ooops i forgot you're a fatherless motherless bastard who's (05/31/2005)
Response:got no balls to begin with (05/31/2005)
Response:As many years as you would walk on your feet, let you walk on your hands, and for the rest of the time you should crawl along on your ass. Why bother getting up alive?You should crap blood and pus.I will outlive you long enough to bury you. God should (05/31/2005)
Response:bless you with three people: one should grab u, the second should stab u and the third should hide u.I will box you so hard your stomach will rumble so badly, you'll think it was Purim noisemaker.You should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day (05/31/2005)
Response:and to burn by night.All your teeth should fall out except one to make you suffer. A hundred houses you shall have, in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive you from bed to bed. (05/31/2005)
Response:FUCK YOU GAYSHIT YOUR FACE IS LIKE A DRAFT OF HELL.SO IS Your butt hole so big that a spaceship could park in it.So go find the whore that gave birth to you.You were born in your whore mother's ass and you smell like shit! (05/31/2005)
Response:you motherfucker soap vagina,get your ass in gear! coz your bastard hairy apeman dad is gonna defunct your hole!you bastard son of a bitch you're as fucked as you are 3 metres of a fieldpath.Your mum is like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks, blows and gets lai (05/31/2005)
Response:laid in the closet.You stink like a mountain lion's cage,fish-faced excuse of a mishap by evolution..When I see your bitch, I think German tanks are rolling again.Thanks for nothing, you backstabbing son of a scraggy bitch whore (05/31/2005)
Comment:PEOPLE careful when dealing with this prick! Look at the way he comments about buyers from all his purchases! HAHA even try to act cute with female buyers! Stupid idiot! (05/31/2005)
Response:Go fuck yourself, you asswhipin' son of a bitch who got fucked by the retard across the street.No wonder you keep bugging me you fucking retard lunatic!You goddamn piece of shit,fuck you pronto you 1mm prick,my message i wish to drive home to buyers is to (05/31/2005)
Response:be careful of sellers like you,out to rip off.Fuck you & those sellers who are indeed screwed up just like you,im brutally honest so i speak whatever comes to mind.just feel its my duty to protect other people's interests.I like to act cute with female se (05/31/2005)
Response:sellers too.So what?!Why cannot?!Don't tell me you only like to act cute with Male sellers?! Hah that's self-explanatory i can see why you're acting like such a bitch.Stupid idiot? calling yourself?Don't waste my time,you michael jackson sleepover at a ch (05/31/2005)
Response:children's orphanage.You're so ugly you should shave your fucking ass and walk backwards,so that people can't see your poo face.Fuck you you son of a rotten whore,your mother is in the whore house district now,getting banged both ways everyday giving her (05/31/2005)
Response:ass an hour and a half.Your mom's ass is so big that a subway train could pass through it with no problems.So go lick that butthole of your old whore (05/31/2005)
Response:you supreme idiot,anal retentive motherfucker!Your mother fucks for bus-money and still walks,hah!I don't need 5 minutes to deal with a faggotwhore's son like you,in fact mere seconds would be suffice to dissect you and knock you out coldly.you cocky shit (05/31/2005)
Response:shitbag,you're old..skinny fragile puny weakling..you can't stand properly,let alone your 1mm dick.do you know i raped your mom so hard yesterday her ass turned vermillion?can't hurt me you know? go stuff your ass with barb wire.get your bastard hairy ape (05/31/2005)
Response:apeman dad to do it for you.you pathetic goddamn piece of shit your mother gave birth to you with her ass because her pussy was busy.You fucking gayshit,quit wasting my time go jack off in front of your bastard hairy apeman dad and stick a finger up your (05/31/2005)
Response:your ass and turn it around like a propeller!If i had your kind of nerdy fucking dickface i will run straight into a buzzsaw,laughing.You bastard retard,I'll stuff you and sell you on ebay!Fucking retard,coz in your head,shit builds dams and piss runs in (05/31/2005)
Response:rivers (05/31/2005)
Response:you brainless piece of apeshit,did your gay dad shit on your head and forgot to stir it?I will poke out your eyes and piss in your brain, you gayshit asshole before you milk a male cow!Hah,if there was a scale for being a fucking jibai bastard you would (05/31/2005)
Response:exceed it,and if there was a fucking jibai bastard meter,you'd blow the goddamn thing to bits! (05/31/2005)
Comment:All talk and NO action, my offer is still on the table, you want to take me on, anytime anywhere, just give me a holla and we'll see who the bitch is! fat nerdy fuck who talk big! (06/01/2005)
Comment:If you are the real deal why didnt say you dun want the disc there and then? Dun even have the guts to speak up, only know how to talk big online and fuck all the sellers! WIMP! (06/01/2005)
Comment:you still TALKING fat fuck??? so all you do is just TALK??? come out and we'll see who the bitch is! are your parents ACTUAL sister and brother to spawn a moron like you? (06/01/2005)
Comment:be a man and show me what you got besides all the BLAH BLAH BLAH online you stupid FAT FUCK! come out and take me head on lah! (06/01/2005)
Response:HAH.LOOK WHO'S BACK,THE LOUDMOUTH BITCHY- FUCKER-WIMPY HALF-MIDDLE-AGED- EFFIMINATE-NERDY-TWIG-LIKE FAGGOT who engages in anal copulation with another bitch namely his bastard hairy apelike papa as the penetrating partner,a homosexual sodomite.I don't hav (06/01/2005)
Response:I don't have your number,so you call me and I'll settle you once and for all,and fuck off you bugger!you have a contagious disease even your slut whoremom who bore you through her asshole coz her pussy was busy thinks ping pong balls are a veneral disease (06/01/2005)
Response:you contract from china!you chicken shit,Goddamn son of a noob bitch bastard who spawn a shitbag like you,your mother copulates with reindeers!You are a dried lump of shit dangling on your bastard father's anal hair!Your mom is a soup-made-out-of-the-fle (06/01/2005)
Response:flesh-of-cunt!and you are a middle aged fucking clown suffering of a yeast infection!Hah,the best part of me ran down your skinny mother's inner thigh,tell your mom i'll pay her later!as for you old man,i know you like to take it up your ass,so take off y (06/01/2005)
Response:off your panties and bend you bitch!you ugly skinny puny weakling,if i were half as ugly as you skinny undernourished mulnutrition mulnourised fuck i'd go piss into a transformer! you gutless piece of shit,you can call me anytime you chose not to,yet u wa (06/01/2005)
Response:wanna play with me this way,you slushcunt serial masturbator,i'll pop your ears you shithead faggot and i'll stab you,and shoot your face with a shotgun,YOU FUCKING RETARD!I don't just talk,i can back it up with action and i'll let my fists do the talking (06/01/2005)
Response:talking when i see your ugly fucking nerdy shitface i will rearrange it so badly you don't need a mask for halloween!!Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower and im gonna rip your abdomen! (06/01/2005)
Response:you nippleyard janitor of Tan family,bet your whoremom who hanged herself with shame draw her cunt over the japanese soldiers heads for 3 hours non-stop, and your bastard hairy apelike daddy got rolled like cowberry in a pussy and ran under the train!henc (06/01/2005)
Response:hence leaving a bastard retard like you who smells like cunt and needs to have his ass ripped off and shit fed to him! (06/01/2005)
Comment:dumb fat fuck, i'm pretty sure you had a good time screwing your mummy's ass last thursday! too chicken shit to meet up? only know how to talk big online? wake up and smell your mother's cunt you fucking fat faggot! (06/06/2005)
Comment:Misunderstanding cleared up, you're cool bro! :-) (06/11/2005) (most recent)
Response:my bad.Thanks bro' you're cool too =-) (06/11/2005)
Response:dumb skinny fuck, i'm pretty sure you had a good time screwing your daddy's ass last thursday! too chicken shit to meet up? only know how to talk big online? wake up and smell your father's bunghole you fucking skinny faggot (01/22/2006)

See whole post here!!! Fucking I laff until kidney is come out!

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Neighbourhood Sadako on wall

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Lantern festival reveals fucking waxy vandals

Lantern festival is fucking cool celebration of Chinese Culture in Singapore. When I was young I had super fish lantern made of cloth that my mummy is buy for me. On lantern festival day I go playground and play with other children and do lantern dance. Then suddenly I need to go urine, so I put my fish lantern on ground and let it lie on its side.

When I come back from urine, my lantern is on fire! Because inside is candle and cloth is burnable. So my lantern start mini forest fire and other children start crying. Actually I is cry the most because this is my super cool lantern that is burning.

So the mini forest fire i start is accident. But now every time after lantern festival I see fire and burn and candle wax all over public area! This is fucking work of fucking inconsiderators and fucking vandals! This is defeinitely not accident!



















Even fucking fence and tree become waxed!





Wax vandals is also good at starting mini forest fire!





This is truth of lantern festival aftermath in Singapore.

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Power of the IMF

IMF is powerful force. This one is not the Tom Cruise IMF but another money IMF. They is world organization, and they is coming to Singapore next week.

And because of them, unusual thing happen! You see thing that never happen on normal day! Like death defying stunt worthy of president star charity!












Singapore is also become very beautiful! We see flower pop up overnight like mushroom! Orchard Road and Suntec city suddenly become very beautiful! I think IMF should come to Singapore more often! Because then every day is flower day!

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Book sale is with packed hall of Singaporean

National library is hold annual book sale where old books is sell at $2 each. THis attract hundreds of Singaporeans who want cheap books. Singaporeans is will start queueing at 8.30 am when book sale start at 9.30 am. Singaporeans is also rummage through $2 books like no tomorrow to get best books and beat other singaporeans.








I is go in at 9 am, but at 9.20 am all books shelves is almost empty! I is think sales is super good, but after I make few round around I know why! Is because Singaporeans just grab books from shelf and bring to corner to read! Any book that is look nice, they just grab! So they can take owns sweet time to sort out goodies and then leave all books on floor for staff to put back! This is courtesy in Singapore, and this is what mass media call overwhelming response!

Click here for video of sardine book sale!

WMV - http://blip.tv/file/59540
MPG - blip.tv/file/59521

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